Archive for the ‘Jokes’ Category

MY NOMINATIONS FOR MTV AND EMMY MUSIC AWARDS

February 2, 2018

STAR   TRAILS   –   AMBER PLASTER

NASA IS FAKING EVERYTHING   (Lyrics here)

DON’T BELIEVE IN GRAVITY    (Lyrics here)

DO YOU STILL BELIEVE WE WENT TO THE MOON   (Lyrics here)

NO PHOTOGRAPHS OF THE EARTH   (Lyrics here)

WELCOME TO THE SATELLITE HOAX   (Lyrics here)

PUPPET SHOW   (Lyrics here)

 

V  I  N  T  A  G  E          T  I  M  E

 

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THAT’S ALL A LIE, FOLKS

January 31, 2018

To all the wonderful global idiots out there, with much love.

 

 

 

Ladies and gentlemen, straight out of hell, let me introduce you to the SPACE BALLS REALITY SHOW….

 

THE   EARTH   IS   OF   THE   LORD,   AND   ALL   THE   REST !

EVEN ORWELL’S JAW HAS DROPPED

February 15, 2017

The Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Nayef bin Abdulaziz al-Saud, who is also Deputy Prime Minister and Minister of Interior, received a medal from the CIA for his distinct intelligence-related counter-terrorism work and his contributions to ensure international peace and security.

More or less, it’s like some New York bankers awarding Lenin in 1923 for his distinct work and his contribution to ensure the protection of Russian Christians.

America is a joke, a mortal joke!

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December 15, 2016

November 16, 2016

WHO’S NEXT?

November 8, 2016

A MIRACLE

May 27, 2015

The obsessive compulsive liars who hijacked and nowadays rule the United Staes of America (and their European water carriers) have succeeded in making me a Blatter fan. I can assure you: it’s nothing short of a miracle!           (LINK)

“Some people are wanting the World Cup to be taken away from Russia but we will give one answer to this – we are involved in football and we will not allow politics to get in the way.” He continued: “If a few politicians are not particularly happy that we are hosting the World Cup in Russia, then I always tell them: ‘Well then, stay at home.’”

FALSIFICAZIONI SPERIMENTALI

February 1, 2014

“Abbiamo tutti sentito dire che un milione di scimmie che battono su un milione di macchine da scrivere alla fine riprodurranno l’intera opera di Shakespeare.

Ora, grazie a Internet, sappiamo che questo non è vero”

Robert Wilensky, professore di informatica dell’università di Berkeley

QUOTE OF THE MONTH

September 5, 2013

“Human anatomy and physiology textbooks are anti-gay too.”

Anonymous

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And He answered and said to them, “Have you not read that He who made them at the beginning ‘made them male and female,’

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and said, ‘For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh’?

LE POTENZE DELL’ARIA

August 17, 2013

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