American farts are not that much different from Greek farts; just more noisy and smelly.
As for the manufactured event posed by the Miles Palustris in Washington at the basis of his swampy aggression, the alleged chemical attack by Syria (a country UN-certified in 2014 as free of any chemical weapon), this is probably what has happened:
The bombing at Khaan Shaykhoon was conducted properly. The terrorists ….. deliberately placed Turk-manufactured Sarin gas inside a weapons warehouse sure to be bombed by Syrian bombers. When it was bombed, the gases were released……