Who knows, maybe in the not so distant future you could get trouble saying that fundamental truth: “The only good banker is the dead one!”.
Archive for September, 2011
“Rather than a democracy, we increasingly have an elective dictatorship. People are merely permitted to choose who will violate the laws and the Constitution.”
“No matter how cynical you become, it is not enough to keep up.”
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and, one night, he’s doing a show in a small town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb-blonde jokes.
Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? “It’s men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as people. You and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general… pathetically all in the name of humor!”
The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this! I’m talking to that little jerk on your lap!”
CFTC, the regulators (LOL), sound asleep, as usual.
In the meanwhile, try buying a physical silver ounce for less than 40 $. No, really, try!