TAKE IT EASY
January 27, 2012Protected: ALERT – JULIANS PORTFOLIO
January 26, 2012A CLOWN
January 26, 2012LATEST FROM THE “GRAND LARCENY” AT MF GLOBAL
January 25, 2012Remember: if MF Global’s customers do not recover their property entirely, THE SYSTEM IS BROKEN, and you’d better act accordingly!
A MAN
January 25, 2012“I believe the Federal government has grown out of control, threatening the Rights, Liberties, and Property of the People.
This is being done at the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial level. This is in direct opposition to the Constitution and the Founding Fathers vision for the Federal government.
Because I believe this, today I exercised my right as a Free Citizen, and did not visit the White House. This was not about politics or party, as in my opinion both parties are responsible for the situation we are in as a country. This was about a choice I had to make as an INDIVIDUAL.
Tim Thomas (Boston Bruins Goaltender)
LATEST NEWS FROM THE PSYCOPATHS AT TSA
January 24, 2012Protected: ALERT – JULIANS PORTFOLIO
January 24, 2012YOU’VE GOT TO LOVE GERALD CELENTE
January 22, 2012It’s called fascism….
You need direct democracy….
“The Honorable Jon Corzine” Honorable, my ass!!!
DON’T BE FOOLED
January 21, 2012Yes, we won this battle, but the war is just beginning!
By the way, why do they need SOPA or PIPA at all? They already do whatever they want, anywhere, to anybody.
(note that the real thieves, as those who stealed 1.2 billions from MF Global’s customers, are still at large)
VISIT AUSTRALIA
January 21, 2012A set of questions and answers that actually appeared on an Australian tourism website. It’s not true that every government agency is made of psycopaths acting in a mixture of sadism and imbecility; just the most of them.
Note that the nationality of the person asking the question is indicated in parentheses.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? (USA) A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney – can I follow the railroad tracks? (Sweden) A: Sure, it’s only three thousand miles. Take lots of water.
Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay? (UK) A: What did your last slave die of?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia? (USA) A: A-fri-ca is the big, triangle-shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific, which does not… Oh, forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in King’s Cross. Come naked.
Q: Which direction is north in Australia? (USA) A: Face south, and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here, and we’ll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia? (UK) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys’ Choir schedule? (USA) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is… Oh, forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys’ Choir plays every Tuesday night in King’s Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia? (UK) A: You are a British politician, right?
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney, and is milk available all year round? (Germany) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal.
Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. (USA) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca, which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled, and make good pets.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees. (USA) A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia? (USA) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia? (France) A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? (USA) A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first.
